Emergency Services Staff Gifts

'Aaaaah' 'Helpline's busy can you hold.'

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

Unexpected Error

First aid departments

'I'd say you're a little late...'

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

'Is it urgent?'

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

Helicopter

It would be so great if, just once, someone didn't waltz in here complaining about something. Emergency.

Grim reaper ambulance

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

Small Government Is Here

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

"Sorry, it will have to be fire, police or ambulance. Superman is busy right now."

'Looks like we could have a pandemic on our hands.'

"Sorry -- The doctor is out -- But we have like 10 influencers available."

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.