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'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

Being Serenading in Casualty

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

"Dr. Eliot, would you let the dog out?"

First aid departments

'Is it urgent?'

'Where does it hurt?'

"Sorry -- The doctor is out -- But we have like 10 influencers available."

'Get the theatre ready we got another one from the cocktail bar.'

'Looks like we could have a pandemic on our hands.'

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

'Who's your next of kin? When did you last eat or drink? Do you have any allergies? Are you wearing clean underpants?'

Extreme sports injuries ward.

'Next.'

'My mom told me to keep my hands out of the cookie jar, but nothing about my head.'

'Maintenance to the O.R....Maintenance to the O.R....'

CLEAR!

Operation/Grim Reaper

'I told you we should have packed a lunch.'

Emergency Room: 'Quick! Get some ice on this injury.'

Hospital: Accident and Emergency and On Purpose and Suffering Nicely.

"Clear!"

A&E Department: "Take a seat!"

"Hurry, she's starting to play in a minor key!"

'You don't have time for a second opinion, Mr. Garvey. We've got to cut to the chase!'

"He fought like hell."

"Dr. Lutz is the city's top funny bone man."

ER, The Musical: 'I'm a medic...' 'n' I'm a medic...' 'They're a paramedics!'

'This one was too patient.'

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