Emergency Services Professional Pillows

'As some of you may know, I've called this meeting to discuss the raging fire in the room next door.'

Drat. Your bolts are metric,but my tools aren't.

Good News/Bad News: Crisis Control Center

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

'I'd say you're a little late...'

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

Unexpected Error

'Is it urgent?'

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

Grim reaper ambulance

Helicopter

Small Government Is Here

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

"Sorry, it will have to be fire, police or ambulance. Superman is busy right now."

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

Fire Backwards.

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and fast.'

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.