Emergency Services Professional Pillows

'As some of you may know, I've called this meeting to discuss the raging fire in the room next door.'

Drat. Your bolts are metric,but my tools aren't.

Good News/Bad News: Crisis Control Center

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

'Is it urgent?'

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

Grim reaper ambulance

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

"Sorry, it will have to be fire, police or ambulance. Superman is busy right now."

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

Helicopter

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and fast.'

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

'Oh - It's you.'

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

"Sorry, we only do cats in trees."

CLEAR!