Emergency Responders Gifts

Save the bacon,

Please Read The Instructions...

Desert Island Rescue

Other Than That Everything's Perfect

Clorox and the President

A woman jumps from a window to escape the fire, whilst her neighbour attempts a kidnapping.

Firefighters fatally fail fallen comrade.

It took several hours for the emergency responders to free Marcia from her emotional baggage.

Emergency

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

"Great news rescuing Captain Pointy. How's he doing?"

Death in the red zone

"Where's the fire, pal?"

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Natural Disasters

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Coronavirus Global Alert

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

In a twinkling, Rover shed his leash and became Duke, Wonder Dog of Kansas city.

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

Frontline health workers

'No days off, no paid overtime, no benefits...this job is killing me!'

"Ticket and passport, please."

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."