Emergency Responder At Heart Gifts

"Hang on, Mother. The paramedics are on the way. I'll be right back—just going to check the score of the Blackhawks game."

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Natural Disasters

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Coronavirus Global Alert

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

The New Normal

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

In a twinkling, Rover shed his leash and became Duke, Wonder Dog of Kansas city.

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

Frontline health workers

"Ticket and passport, please."

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'No days off, no paid overtime, no benefits...this job is killing me!'

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

'If I don't use the charcoal grill, I get a carbon offset and the fire department gets a day off.'

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

Resusci Annie takes a well-earned vacation.

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Unsafe Drain Covers!

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'