Emergency Response Hero Gifts

Alberta on fire

"Foster failure"

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Natural Disasters

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Coronavirus Global Alert

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Lifesaver!

In a twinkling, Rover shed his leash and became Duke, Wonder Dog of Kansas city.

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

"Ticket and passport, please."

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

'No days off, no paid overtime, no benefits...this job is killing me!'

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

'If I don't use the charcoal grill, I get a carbon offset and the fire department gets a day off.'

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

Resusci Annie takes a well-earned vacation.

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

Unsafe Drain Covers!

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'