Emergency Response Team Gifts

'It's a good job I was trapped by my wooden leg and not my good one, son!'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Natural Disasters

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

Coronavirus Global Alert

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Frontline health workers

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"Ticket and passport, please."

In a twinkling, Rover shed his leash and became Duke, Wonder Dog of Kansas city.

'No days off, no paid overtime, no benefits...this job is killing me!'

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

'If I don't use the charcoal grill, I get a carbon offset and the fire department gets a day off.'

Unsafe Drain Covers!

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

Decontamination

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

Resusci Annie takes a well-earned vacation.