Tech Emergency Responder Gifts

Nerd emergency: tongue stuck to frozen PC screen.

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Natural Disasters

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

Coronavirus Global Alert

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Frontline health workers

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

In a twinkling, Rover shed his leash and became Duke, Wonder Dog of Kansas city.

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

"Ticket and passport, please."

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'No days off, no paid overtime, no benefits...this job is killing me!'

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

'If I don't use the charcoal grill, I get a carbon offset and the fire department gets a day off.'

Resusci Annie takes a well-earned vacation.

Unsafe Drain Covers!

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Decontamination

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

'That's for false alarms...'