Disaster Response Teams Gifts

Things always look worse at 3 'clock in the morning.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

"I can see our house from here."

Decontamination

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

"My God, now what?"

California fires and Coronavirus

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

How Americans Can Get Help

'It's a 'while you were out' message... This should be interesting.'

Harvey before and after.

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

"If the pandemic wipes out the locusts, and the floods take care of the drought, then we may not have to take any action at all."

'It's a good job I was trapped by my wooden leg and not my good one, son!'

Good News/Bad News: Crisis Control Center

'It's the plumber ... '

Eric Cantor, Republican, Fiscal Conservative, Sociopath

"Earthquake? You need Tracy Island, this is Tracy Emin Island."

Give To Tsunami's Victims.

'Yup! Lots to give, not much to lose!'

Haiti.

"Amidst all of the devastation, it's important to find love."

10/03/17 14:03

"Save yourselves! Climb our corporate ladder!"

Alberta on fire

Disaster relief - the experts arrive.

' ...so we decided to put in our own flood protection scheme.'

Well, I think that Bob's Disaster Recovery Plan seems to cover everything.

'Urgent customer announcement. Is there an EPOS systems programmer in the shop?'

'. . . If you need immediate help with the floods I understand Mrs Miggins at No. 9 has a canoe!'