Natural Disaster Response Team Gifts

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

65 Million Years Ago

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

Decontamination

California fires and Coronavirus

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

Things always look worse at 3 'clock in the morning.

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

"If the pandemic wipes out the locusts, and the floods take care of the drought, then we may not have to take any action at all."

News: Flash Floods

Good News/Bad News: Crisis Control Center

'It's a good job I was trapped by my wooden leg and not my good one, son!'

'Should we upgrade the levees or just go hydroponic?'

'It's the plumber ... '

Give To Tsunami's Victims.

Alberta on fire

"Save yourselves! Climb our corporate ladder!"

'. . . If you need immediate help with the floods I understand Mrs Miggins at No. 9 has a canoe!'

Twisters

'This is a fine time to think we should have bought a houseboat!'

'If only I believed in God, then I'd have somebody to blame...'

Cuba materials for hurricane recovery

Souvenir of Iceland

'It's oil spill. We must be near civilization.'

"We've got water views again."

Man wanting to hitch a lift atop a floating house in a flood.

'After the first few floods our insurance company insisted we future-proof the house.'

"FEMA here. No, we haven't had any substantiated reports of earthquakes."

Climate Change