Natural Disaster Response Team Gifts

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

65 Million Years Ago

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

Decontamination

California fires and Coronavirus

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

Things always look worse at 3 'clock in the morning.

"This says we're in an area of unpredictable movements of the earth's tectonic plates."

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

"If the pandemic wipes out the locusts, and the floods take care of the drought, then we may not have to take any action at all."

Good News/Bad News: Crisis Control Center

News: Flash Floods

'It's a good job I was trapped by my wooden leg and not my good one, son!'

'Should we upgrade the levees or just go hydroponic?'

'It's the plumber ... '

Give To Tsunami's Victims.

Earthquake Lawn Bowls

"Save yourselves! Climb our corporate ladder!"

Alberta on fire

Twisters

'This is a fine time to think we should have bought a houseboat!'

'. . . If you need immediate help with the floods I understand Mrs Miggins at No. 9 has a canoe!'

Gulf Recovery.

On today's Ask Sadie Show, I, Sadie Cohen, will discuss one topic: Hurricanes. We just suffered through the first "once-every-500-years" hurricane since the last "once-every-500-years" hurricane that happened just 12 years ago. My heart goes out to everyone who lost someone or something. And it also goes out to hurricanes like Harvey and Katrina, because this means war. Mother nature picked on the wrong species. Not sure who's worse: Donald Trump, Kim Jong Un, or Sadie Cohen. Wait ... she has a

Cuba materials for hurricane recovery

Man wanting to hitch a lift atop a floating house in a flood.

Souvenir of Iceland

'If only I believed in God, then I'd have somebody to blame...'

'It's oil spill. We must be near civilization.'

"We've got water views again."

'After the first few floods our insurance company insisted we future-proof the house.'

"FEMA here. No, we haven't had any substantiated reports of earthquakes."