Service Worker Mugs

"Maybe you're not underemployed - maybe you're just overeducated."

A Menu Board Lists The True Costs Of Lunch

"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."

"On my home planet, I was a deity."

"Do I detect a new resentment?"

"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."

"You gave me the wrong drink. I demand a total refund!!" "OK. Where's the drink?" "What do you mean? I drank it. It wasn't till I was done that I realized it was the wrong drink. The right drink leaves a different aftertaste." "You can't finish the drink and then ask for a refund. That's not how it works." "You didn't tell me that before I paid for the wrong drink. So that's on you." "That's not how it works!"

"Here's something extra to cover his lousy tip. Blame his fifth grade math teacher."

"One of those 'damn' foreigners will be along soon to carry out your prostate examination!"

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

Human Cull: Men who tell female server workers to smile.

"Money makes the world go 'round, huh?"

Employees must wash hands before returning to the dull, menial, repetitive and outrageously under-paid service-sector jobs they're lucky to have.

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"Efficiency savings...protect front line services BLAH! BLAH! refocus on core objectives BLAH BLAH!"

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

'Not for what I'm getting paid!'

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

Pizza Delivery Delays

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

'You've agreed to work Sundays, haven't you!'

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

Hot Line

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

'What, no onion rings?'

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

"I read that 40% of us have to take a second job just to make ends meet...It's a disgrace!"

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

"Can you make me a tall Tazo chai latte with soy milk?" Bartleby, the soon-to-be-unemployed barista.

"I don’t remember there being a tip jar the last time we were here."

“It’s ok to leave the lid up at home but not on a submarine.”

"Your son is a bus driver? Well, my Andy goes to university..."