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Corporate Advertising Agency: WEEKLY SCAM MEETING

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'You're in luck - we do have a temporary position in advertising'.

"The Nominees"

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"I'm from the Duvall Executive Search Agency, and I leave no stone unturned."

'Hello, is that the employment agency? It's about the domestic you sent me.'

"We've checked, and it's fine with women."

Overly wordy travel.

'Now that they've got a new Pope, there aren't any openings for old guys.'

Black Hole Corks

"Starting at a new agency can be overwhelming. Let me show you around."

The Copywriter's Dilemma

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

Contractor Ants

"I've given you a glowing reference, Hempson. And here's the disclaimer to go with it."

'Relax, you are in doggy heaven. I'm just from a temp service.'

'Of course there are more bureaucrats than field workers! It's more fun to create regulation, than to actually enforce it!'

'I've never read such stupid twaddle in all my life, I like it'

"Here's a juicy bit of gossip for you!"

Federal witness protection agency.

"Of course the extra costs of the 'minimum wage' has had an impact upon our recruitment policies...we have to be a lot more selective!"

'Another casualty of U.S. Rating agencies...'

'I'm the new chairman the temp agency sent over.'

'Employment agency: We have lots of jobs for robots, apps, drones.'

"I like your resume, Andy. It shows you're smart, a good worker and full of potassium!"

"My most recent position was under a house."