Governmental Affairs Gifts

Things you never see.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Nation-building never works."

'That's our mission statement.'

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

'Before we starnt, has everyone shed their moral baggage?'

Businessman sees door sign 'Department of Mismanagement and Overbudget'.

XYZ Inc, putting a folksy, human face on unfettered corporate greed for over 50 years.

'Our company has hit an iceberg and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

'The question is - to what level of data do we wish to stoop.'

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

"Nice work on that German contract. You've made your mark, Ashworth."

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

Citizen of the world.

Female led countries handle pandemic better-study says

"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."

AstraZeneca Vaccine vs Sputnik V

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

Myanmar coup

Putin's Mutual Destruction

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"So do I take it that's a 'NO' to the pay rise?"

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

Golden parachutes inc. - 'Our pleas for bail-out funds were ignored.'

Soberana vaccines

"A little required reading before your G7 summit."

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...