Governmental Affairs Gifts

Things you never see.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Nation-building never works."

'That's our mission statement.'

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

'Before we starnt, has everyone shed their moral baggage?'

Businessman sees door sign 'Department of Mismanagement and Overbudget'.

XYZ Inc, putting a folksy, human face on unfettered corporate greed for over 50 years.

'Our company has hit an iceberg and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

'The question is - to what level of data do we wish to stoop.'

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

Death to the Extremists

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

"Nice work on that German contract. You've made your mark, Ashworth."

Citizen of the world.

Female led countries handle pandemic better-study says

"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."

Split Decision

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"So do I take it that's a 'NO' to the pay rise?"

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

Myanmar coup

Soberana vaccines

"A little required reading before your G7 summit."

Putin's Mutual Destruction

AstraZeneca Vaccine vs Sputnik V

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...