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Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Bond James, Bond."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

The Victors

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

Boy pilot.

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'Vital mission - movie parody'

JAMES BONDING

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Elusive Shadow.

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

Clandestine cows.

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."