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The Corporate Trust: 'Since we have an agreement of transparency with the feds, I don't need to remind all of you that this meeting never happened.'

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

The modern sheriff.

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

Undercover Agent

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.

"And another thing - I'm tired of you calling my band a 'side project'."

Boulder thinks: 'I rock.'

"I don't need to write it down, boss, I'm wearing a wire."

Your Ticket to Fame and Fortune...sold out.

Trying to thumb his nose at authority, Lumpy stuck his thumb in his eye! Man covering eye with his hand.

"I'm a Texas Ranger."

In-law country

'Ernie may look tough, but he's really a geek at heart.'

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

And so ended the years of preparation our hero refusing to whimper even now in his final, flopping moments.

The Chest of Drawers Whisperer.

"We appreciate your feedback."

They had always thought you had to be a karate master to get a black belt. Then one day, they discovered it was the other way around.

"No, I'm not working undercover, Timmy. School librarians are allowed to use public libraries."

"Carry yourself like everyone knows you, ad everyone you meet will feel like they should know you."

Viking Hats.

'You guys are more like a gaggle, than an entourage!'

"We can't afford an entourage."