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A boy acting suspiciously

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

Clive couldn't work out who was stealing office equipment...

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?'

'Fingerprints on your laptop screen?... wow, that's a real mystery.'

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

'What do you mean give the boy a house key? He'll lose it, learn how to break in despite our sophisticated security system and be on his way to a life of crime.'

"You're not leaving until we know everything."

'Now that WE'VE found the secret message we will respond by not telling anyone.'

Closing Laugh Mystery Publications

"I don't need to write it down, boss, I'm wearing a wire."

For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

'My theory is he's faking sleep in order to get the $50 for the study.'

'Curious Man Discovers Magnifying Glass With His Magnifying Glass.

"Perhaps you slept SLOWER than usual..."

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

'?'He was definitely here earlier. Looks like he gave us the slip.'

'The victim has defense wounds. When the art challenged her, she clearly put up a fight.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

'If you are going to be a CSI, you can't say yuck at everything you see!'

It appears that the victim was a nerd