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'I'd say he suffered one too many panic attacks, resulting in sudden death.'

Barks in code.

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

A boy acting suspiciously

Joan Hickson

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

"We need rain."

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

Next camera crew 5 mins

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

'I'd like to report a peeping tom.'

'Where my balls go?'

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"

Clive couldn't work out who was stealing office equipment...

Writers wait in their area of expertise.

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

Who stole my candy?

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

Turkey Autopsy

'I'm going to ask you one more time; who left a hot mug on this table?'

"I'm home, with all my DNA."

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

Party balloons. Looks like an inside job. Helium.

"When did you first notice your wife was missing?"

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

Penguin identity parade