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'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Joan Hickson

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

Writers wait in their area of expertise.

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

Crime Writer's Society.

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

Excessive Paperwork

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

Holmes and Watson: Solutions Solutions

"The butler did it!"

"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

"Rate your experience and you could win an Amazon gift voucher."

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

The Raven - The Study at Night

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

Shakespeare in the park Mickey Spillane in the alley.

"Hi Honey, I'm Holmes"

Schlock Holmes

Black Forest Collectibles.

"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."