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CSI Elementary School. They matched the prints on the ball that broke the window to my finger painting.

Joan Hickson

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

Sherlock Holmes' tax return

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

"Hi Honey, I'm Holmes"

I thought you might want to color it in. Color chalk. 1 1 1 2 1 1 4 4 5 5

"I take it this is your first day as a scene of crimes officer?"

'A piece of skin from the killer's arm, by jove. Let's go back to the lab, clone it, and identify the murderer when he grows up.'

"There is no 'virtual arrest button', you'll have to get off your butt and do it manually."

Our inquiries have hit a big wall of silence

Just doing my bit towards breaking up the banks...

Sherlock Holmes gets back at Professor Moriarty through reduced research funding.

Enola Holmes/Millie Bobby Brown

"It appears to have been done with a key to the city, which narrows the suspects."

"Judging from the position of the body and the blunt trauma evidenced there on the head and neck, it's clear that the weight of all those back issues of the New Yorker came crashing down..."

"It's not the first time this cartoonist has struck, Watson. I've seen this signature before."

"Did you like that mystery book?"

'Baskerville, that's right: The Hound killed by Sherlock Holmes was one of my ancestors...'

'You want me to investigate your wife? That's a coincidence, she was just in here asking me to investigate you!'

'I always need motivation to exercise. Like being chased by the cops.'