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Joan Hickson

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

"Hi Honey, I'm Holmes"

"I take it this is your first day as a scene of crimes officer?"

'A piece of skin from the killer's arm, by jove. Let's go back to the lab, clone it, and identify the murderer when he grows up.'

"There is no 'virtual arrest button', you'll have to get off your butt and do it manually."

Just doing my bit towards breaking up the banks...

Our inquiries have hit a big wall of silence

"It appears to have been done with a key to the city, which narrows the suspects."

"Judging from the position of the body and the blunt trauma evidenced there on the head and neck, it's clear that the weight of all those back issues of the New Yorker came crashing down..."

Sherlock Holmes gets back at Professor Moriarty through reduced research funding.

"Did you like that mystery book?"

'Baskerville, that's right: The Hound killed by Sherlock Holmes was one of my ancestors...'

'You want me to investigate your wife? That's a coincidence, she was just in here asking me to investigate you!'

'I always need motivation to exercise. Like being chased by the cops.'

"You've got to hand it to Johnson...if anyone has undeclared assets he's the man to find them!"