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"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

CSI Wonderland. (Photographer takes a picture of a cracked Humpty Dumpty. Investigators collect evidence from the scene.)

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

Sherlock Holmes' tax return

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

Crime Writer's Society.

"Any clues?"

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

Agatha Christie

"The butler did it!"

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

Holmes and Watson: Solutions Solutions

Where were you on the night of December 24th between 10pm and 5am

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

"We have ways of making you talk."

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

"Fetch it yourself."

"Yes, he is a pet detective, and he's here on business."

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Trevor Eve

Schlock Holmes

Police Line Up.

Shakespeare in the park Mickey Spillane in the alley.

"What a pity! Mr Grogan took it on the lam not more than five minutes ago."

The Future of Detective Work