British Detective Admirers Prints

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

Crime Writer's Society.

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

"Any clues?"

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

"The butler did it!"

"We have ways of making you talk."

Holmes and Watson: Solutions Solutions

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

"Fetch it yourself."

"Yes, he is a pet detective, and he's here on business."

Shakespeare in the park Mickey Spillane in the alley.

Schlock Holmes

Police Line Up.

"What a pity! Mr Grogan took it on the lam not more than five minutes ago."

'Yelling 'open the door, it's us' probably won't help, since we've forgotten the password.'

'Would've got away with it, too, if the cops hadn't framed me.'