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He shot a man once. Been on the lamb ever since.

'Watson, are you also seeing a giant glowing dog, or am I still out of my tree on drugs?'

The Anti-Agent

Joan Hickson

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

CSI Wonderland. (Photographer takes a picture of a cracked Humpty Dumpty. Investigators collect evidence from the scene.)

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

Writers wait in their area of expertise.

Sherlock Holmes' tax return

'Speak.'

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

"Any clues?"

Where were you on the night of December 24th between 10pm and 5am

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

Cat dressed up as detective on park bench surrounded by pigeons."

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

"We have ways of making you talk."

"Cut. Cut. You call this a crime scene?"

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

Agatha Christie

Marriage Crash Investigation

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

'The hair-raising twists and turns, the mystery, numbing assault on the mind...THAT'S why I love tax law!'

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple