Detective Story Fan Prints

"Any clues?"

"I'd say old school crime. None of your high tech methods here."

Let's just say it's a labor dispute. I could tell you more, but then, once this is over, I'd have to kill you.

"It looks a lot like him, but he would never have worn a tag on his toe like that."

"Friends don't let friends turn state's evidence."

"I'm not sure. All I know is that one of them snuck into my house and left fur all over my furniture."

"Where were you five minutes ago when someone was stealing my getaway car?"

"Fetch it yourself."

"We're working on the theory that he knew his assailant"

"We haven't been able to pick up his trail. We think he's using invisible ink."

"Yes, he is a pet detective, and he's here on business."

'I know it's witness protection but do we have to drink and smoke so much and play poker all day and night.'

Cartoon Gangsters - I'm gonna have to get Lumpy to rub you out!

'I met a guy who seemed nice, although there was some conflicting testimony.'

Police Line Up.

'You want a polygraph, right?'

Golfer taking a polygraph test.

"That's the guy who stole my identity."

Crime map 1953

"I heard that you were helping the police with their enquiries. Are you a detective or something?"

"What a pity! Mr Grogan took it on the lam not more than five minutes ago."

"We have ways of making you talk."

"What do we think Sarge, suicide?"

Sherlock Holmes

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

'Not much cop,are you?"

'Two lads just drove off in our car but I got their number.'

'Okay, Sergeant, Scotland Yard'll handle this now - where exactly was the body found?'

Sherlock Holmes, CPA: 'Incredible deductions, Mr Holmes! You've saved the Watson family big money!'

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

Listen Shorty, you're directly implicated.

A shadow of spies,

"Nicky Suspenders is lying. He knows where the money is hidden."

'...I do hope I haven't called at an inconvenient time.'

"Why, there's nothing wrong with the old gentleman—his heart is as sound as a dollar!"