Jedi Wannabes T-Shirts

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

Your Palm

'We'd better patent this, so the homo sapiens can't steal it from us, like they did with the fire.'

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

"I am a ninja rabbit. I am stealth personified. I am one of the unseen. I am now invisible...Darn."

"And another thing - I'm tired of you calling my band a 'side project'."

In-law country

Trying to thumb his nose at authority, Lumpy stuck his thumb in his eye! Man covering eye with his hand.

"I'm going to demonstrate how dogs are stealth ninjas in the dark. See how I move silently....."

Mouse levitates cheese off mouse trap.

Darth/Obi-Wan pillow fight

"I failed insemination!"

Obi Wan Kenobi uses the Force at the doctor's office.

"At least this way we don't have to trudge around with a bunch of weirdos."

"Ugh, stop it, Dad- everyone knows you're not making this happen!"

They had always thought you had to be a karate master to get a black belt. Then one day, they discovered it was the other way around.

"When you can sneak up on me, without my knowledge, then, and only then, can you consider yourself a true Ninja!"

GOP mind trick

'I don't need to neuter him. He can go about his business.' A jedi dog trick.