Jedi In Disguise T-Shirts

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

Keyworker

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

Golf

"Hey, buddy. If you're not making a call, vacate the booth!"

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

"How was your day, dear?"

'If that's Bo-Peep, you haven't seen me...'

"My weakness is collectible porcelain ponies."

"The last thing we need now is to sit around with a hangdog look!"

"Uh-oh!. . . Look out! Where did he come from? Something spooky is going on in this picture...Can you spot it?"

'Let me explain the secret of my jedi mind trick. . . win an election!'

Mouse levitates cheese off mouse trap.

Tennis Doubles

"I'm a superhero for the benefit of mankind. It's my day job in a call centre that pays the bills."

"Thanks for the keyboard, grandma. But it's not the type I'm in need of."

Darth/Obi-Wan pillow fight

Spying on the Football Match

Royal Flush

Tarzan got an office job...

GOP mind trick

'I don't need to neuter him. He can go about his business.' A jedi dog trick.

"I would use a three iron."