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A cat in a long coat and hat queues to meet the author of 'Why dogs are better than cats'.

"Bond James, Bond."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Licensed to grill.

JAMES BONDING

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

Elusive Shadow.

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Clandestine cows.

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

'Call you back - I'm with my agent.'

"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."

M16 Code-breakers office

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

A spy

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

Top Secret Files

"Sir, we've intercepted a transmission regarding a large shipment of eggs, but it's scrambled."

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'

'Don't give me that junk! — We spies don't either have to stick together!'