Secret Agent Aspirations Mugs

"Bond James, Bond."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

'Vital mission - movie parody'

JAMES BONDING

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Elusive Shadow.

Clandestine cows.

M16 Code-breakers office

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

A spy

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

"Sir, we've intercepted a transmission regarding a large shipment of eggs, but it's scrambled."

Top Secret Files

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

'Don't give me that junk! — We spies don't either have to stick together!'