Aspiring Spy Mugs

Secret travel agent. Man in black says: 'I could tell you about budget city breaks, but then I'd have to kill you.'

"The name's Bond. . .Yeah right, but not James Bond."

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

"I've been genetically modified!"

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"Remember, junior, in America anyone can aspire to become the most powerful person in government - the special prosecutor!"

"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with..."

Rattache

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

'After graduation, I plan on working in warrantless surveillance for the CIA. How about you?'

"If you must know, like most cats I'm a registered Independent!"

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

US Camouflage School

A cat in a long coat and hat queues to meet the author of 'Why dogs are better than cats'.

The young Lisa Laflamme.

He's given up being an internation man of mystery and global sex symbol as part of his new years resolutions.

CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST, 'He wants to be a cop!'

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

'What do you mean give the boy a house key? He'll lose it, learn how to break in despite our sophisticated security system and be on his way to a life of crime.'

"That outfit is a nasty mix of stripes and patterns."

Career center: 'I'm planning to replace Katie Couric when she retires!'

A bunch of penguins look on as one penguin hang glides above them.

I can't decide if you make me want to be a better man, a better lawyer or a better liar. ! !

I heard you're on your way to Europe to secure a source of black market hepatitis C drugs. What? What are you talking about? I deny everything. Where did you hear that? You added an airplane pillow, the "German For Dummies," the book "Hep C and You," and "Smugglerco Duffel Bag w/Secret Compartment" to your Amazon wishlist. I ordered you the book "Not Everyone Is Cut Out For A Life Of Crime." I deny everything.

'Next time I cut the red wire...'

In search of the American dream...

'You will be stuck in this crummy job for another 15 years.'

"No, my memo isn't encrypted...the spell check broke."

Yes, inspector, it's another cold-blooded murder!

'Where do I keep my bucket lists? Right there, in my bucket...'

CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST, 'He wants to be a cop!'