Aspiring Spy Pillows

Secret travel agent. Man in black says: 'I could tell you about budget city breaks, but then I'd have to kill you.'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"Remember, junior, in America anyone can aspire to become the most powerful person in government - the special prosecutor!"

Rattache

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

'After graduation, I plan on working in warrantless surveillance for the CIA. How about you?'

US Camouflage School

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

"If you must know, like most cats I'm a registered Independent!"

'What do you mean give the boy a house key? He'll lose it, learn how to break in despite our sophisticated security system and be on his way to a life of crime.'

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST, 'He wants to be a cop!'

A bunch of penguins look on as one penguin hang glides above them.

In search of the American dream...

'You will be stuck in this crummy job for another 15 years.'

'Next time I cut the red wire...'

"No, my memo isn't encrypted...the spell check broke."

Yes, inspector, it's another cold-blooded murder!

"Turn again Whittington!"

'Where do I keep my bucket lists? Right there, in my bucket...'

"Your mission number one, should you choose to take it, is to seek and destroy the new laptop"

CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST, 'He wants to be a cop!'