Young Spy Enthusiast Pillows

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

The Anti-Agent

Barks in code.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

Licensed to grill.

'I'm counter - intelligence'

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Elusive Shadow.

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"You wouldn't believe the things I know."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

The EP-21 spy plane.

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

Clandestine cows.

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

NSA - 'Start Leakin'.'