Young Spy Enthusiast Pillows

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

The Anti-Agent

Barks in code.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

'I'm counter - intelligence'

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

The EP-21 spy plane.

Elusive Shadow.

"You wouldn't believe the things I know."

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Clandestine cows.

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

NSA - 'Start Leakin'.'

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.