Future Spy Pillows

'After graduation, I plan on working in warrantless surveillance for the CIA. How about you?'

'Next time I cut the red wire...'

'You'd have to work your way up to becoming a spy, maybe get some tinkering experience first ...'

The Anti-Agent

"Bond James, Bond."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Barks in code.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

"I spy with my little eye…"

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

Licensed to grill.

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

'I'm counter - intelligence'

Milkin' Impossible

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

JAMES BONDING

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."