Secret Agent Wannabe Pillows

'Why are we always kept in the dark?' ... 'Who said that?'

"No, my memo isn't encrypted...the spell check broke."

When the President's adviser makes a mistake.

"Shall we talk ninja to ninja?"

"Your mission number one, should you choose to take it, is to seek and destroy the new laptop"

In and out.

Rattache

Secret agent ninja spots the target. He moves quickly to get out of sight. Amazingly, the target reappears! He makes another evasive maneuver, but no matter what he does...he has to talk to the prettiest girl in school."

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

"Bond James, Bond."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

'Vital mission - movie parody'

JAMES BONDING

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Elusive Shadow.

Clandestine cows.

M16 Code-breakers office

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

A spy

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."