Aspiring Secret Agents Pillows

"Bond James, Bond."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

JAMES BONDING

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

M16 Code-breakers office

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

Clandestine cows.

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

A spy

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

Top Secret Files

"Sir, we've intercepted a transmission regarding a large shipment of eggs, but it's scrambled."

'Don't give me that junk! — We spies don't either have to stick together!'

'Can you keep a secret?'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'