"...I'll have none of that secret agent hijinks in the pension queue, okay?"
Aspiring Secret Agents Gifts
Got a future spy or covert operative in your life? Our curated collection of fun and clever items celebrates their secret agent ambitions. Perfect for anyone interested in espionage, puzzles, or undercover missions, these products combine humor and style to fuel their imagination. Whether it’s a mug, T-shirt, pillow, or art print, you’ll find a unique gift that speaks to their interest in all things secret agent. Surprise them with a quirky keepsake that motivates their secretive side or makes them smile every day.
"Bond James, Bond."
James Bond in a Snow Globe
"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"
MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'
"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."
'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'
"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."
"Ok, I found a secure line."
Licensed to grill.
"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."
"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."
JAMES BONDING
'Vital mission - movie parody'
"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."
A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.
Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.
Clandestine cows.
"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."
'Call you back - I'm with my agent.'
"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."
M16 Code-breakers office
"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."
Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'
'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'
Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.
A spy
CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.
"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."
Top Secret Files
"Sir, we've intercepted a transmission regarding a large shipment of eggs, but it's scrambled."
'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'
'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'
'Can you keep a secret?'
'Don't give me that junk! — We spies don't either have to stick together!'
Aspiring Secret Agents Gifts Collection
Aspiring Secret Agents Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for secret agents in training—fun, witty, and full of spy-inspired charm.
Aspiring Secret Agents Pillows
Snuggle up with our spy-inspired pillows designed for secret agent enthusiasts wanting comfort and covert charm.
Aspiring Secret Agents Prints
Decorate with prints that celebrate the secret agent lifestyle—perfect for any spy in the making.
Aspiring Secret Agents T-Shirts
Find the ideal T-shirt for aspiring secret agents who love to wear their curiosity on their sleeve with humor and style.