Aspiring Cop Pillows

CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST, 'He wants to be a cop!'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

Family traits.

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Clive couldn't work out who was stealing office equipment...

"Remember, junior, in America anyone can aspire to become the most powerful person in government - the special prosecutor!"

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

'Step 5. Call the Fire Department.'

"I want you to be well in life, son...."

'This soufle is hard.' - 'No it isn't, your teeth are soft.'

"It was a crime of passion, not the defendant's offense, out verdict."

"This is the little league. You can't negotiate a signing bonus"

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?'

'Okay, let's negotiate. Just how good do I have to be?'

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

'I could beat these eggs a lot easier if it weren't for all the shells.'

US Camouflage School

'Just call me Delia...'

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

"Attention, please. At 8:45 A.M. on Tuesday, July 29, 2008, you are all scheduled to take the New York State Bar Exam."

Beth realized she wasn't such a great cook the night she tried to make an apple pie. 'Wow! Now that is good meatloaf!'

'But Mum, I've got to practise if I want to join a circus when I grow up!'

'Now that WE'VE found the secret message we will respond by not telling anyone.'

'I'm thinking of jumping right from JV ball to the NBA.'

A bunch of penguins look on as one penguin hang glides above them.