Aspiring Attorney Pillows

'We're think Law, since he can already read fine print at a college level.'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

'He said his first words today - 'Let's sue them'.'

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

'Will this help me get into law school?'

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

"Remember, junior, in America anyone can aspire to become the most powerful person in government - the special prosecutor!"

"I'm hoping for a pardon from the Governor."

'I wonder what the statue of limitations is on something like this?'

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

'When you talk about playing, 'at the next level', you mean lawyering, right, not the NBA?'

'An internship is pretty much the only way to get your foot in the door these days...'

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

Charlie's medical advice always went in one ear and out the other.

The Boy Who Wanted To Be A Lawyer - "Father Desmond, we need an exorcism."

"It was a crime of passion, not the defendant's offense, out verdict."

She's at that ackward stage in law school between a knapsack and briefcase.

'Forget about hunting and gathering - I'm going to be a lawyer.'

"I'm going to be a lawyer so I'll be arguing both sides."