Aspiring Attorney Mugs

'We're think Law, since he can already read fine print at a college level.'

"Who do you want to sue when you grow up?"

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

Young Dr. Dolittle.

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

'He said his first words today - 'Let's sue them'.'

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

"Remember, junior, in America anyone can aspire to become the most powerful person in government - the special prosecutor!"

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

'Will this help me get into law school?'

"I'm hoping for a pardon from the Governor."

'I wonder what the statue of limitations is on something like this?'

So close... Yet so far.

She's at that ackward stage in law school between a knapsack and briefcase.

The Boy Who Wanted To Be A Lawyer - "Father Desmond, we need an exorcism."

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

Charlie's medical advice always went in one ear and out the other.

'An internship is pretty much the only way to get your foot in the door these days...'

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

"It was a crime of passion, not the defendant's offense, out verdict."

'When you talk about playing, 'at the next level', you mean lawyering, right, not the NBA?'

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'