Aspiring Driver Pillows

No more emergency stops...

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'I knew that it was a mistake to fail him!'

"If I want to go anywhere, I have to be driven! And no one has more driving ambition than a guy who's saving up to buy a car!"

"Baldo, that's an $85,000 car."

"Dad, I need a car! I have places to go and no way to get there!"

"Nothing but car trouble all day long!"

"This leaf tells me you are not ready to drive."

"Don't cry this time, it is off putting."

What else is there to wish for?

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

Charlie's medical advice always went in one ear and out the other.

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

'When you talk about playing, 'at the next level', you mean lawyering, right, not the NBA?'

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

'I told my teacher that I won't be returning to school. I'm trying out for a pro basketball team, and her services are no longer required.'

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

"Sorry, son, but you're not old enough to drive my new car. But you are old enough to show me how to use its computer system."

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

'I've completed driver's ed, auto repair and sex ed. Now may I borrow the car?'

'But Mum, I've got to practise if I want to join a circus when I grow up!'

"For my birthday, my parents are giving me a driverless car that's always home by 10."