Aspiring Train Driver Pillows

"John always fancied being a train driver."

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

Children's Terrain Rides - kids seated and enjoying themselves in the way they would on a real train.

Rodin's Tram Driver

"Sorry, son, but you're not old enough to drive my new car. But you are old enough to show me how to use its computer system."

'I've completed driver's ed, auto repair and sex ed. Now may I borrow the car?'

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

"For my birthday, my parents are giving me a driverless car that's always home by 10."

The light rail system is reaching the downtown business core too quickly!

'But Mum, I've got to practise if I want to join a circus when I grow up!'

Solar Storm Expected!

'I've invented a device for making people late for work.'

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

"It looked better when I saw it on Instagram."

'Always watch the car behind the one in front of you.'

CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST, 'He wants to be a cop!'

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

"I know I'm too young to drive. How about getting me a driverless car?"

A bunch of penguins look on as one penguin hang glides above them.

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"