Future Cop Pillows

CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST, 'He wants to be a cop!'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"Don't editorialize."

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

Clive couldn't work out who was stealing office equipment...

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

'I wonder what the statue of limitations is on something like this?'

Ignorance of the Law

Gangster's To-Do List

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

A convict escaping during the press scrum

Exposed and imprisoned.

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

"You can lie to the prosecutor but don't ever lie to your co-conspirators."