Aspiring Secret Agent T-Shirts

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

US Camouflage School

"Bond James, Bond."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'They all want to play the star.'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

JAMES BONDING

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

M16 Code-breakers office

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Clandestine cows.

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

A spy

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'