Aspiring Secret Agent T-Shirts

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

US Camouflage School

"Bond James, Bond."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'They all want to play the star.'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"I've been genetically modified!"

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

Licensed to grill.

JAMES BONDING

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

'Call you back - I'm with my agent.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

M16 Code-breakers office

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

Clandestine cows.

"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

A spy

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.