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Secret Service, sign saying: 'You could be here.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

Clandestine cows.

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

'Now that we all agree on the agenda, a show of hands on how many want to keep it hidden.'

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

Privacy Conference Security

Fred noticed the mission trip list was different from when he was a youth.

Spy reading secret service weekly.

'You do realise we are going to have to kill you!'

'This tape will self destruct in 5 seconds. If it doesn't, please stomp on it a few times.'

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

'This where the meeting for the order of the salmon bowl is?

Psst! Stay in character!

'Is that some kind of ceremonial mask?'

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

'...of the peephole,by the peephole and for the peephole.'

I'm really REALLY fine... Best not take any chances

"Watch what you say - I think we've got a human int he organisation!"

The secret society of 'prentice knights

'That's just the start. Today, keeper of the list. Tomorrow, who knows?'

'I can't figure out why Codex told me the keeper of the bowl died...'

The Ekert Saga: '...The Ekert Presahvation league has guarded this secret fah ovah a thousand years, so you can't tell anyone!'

Can't talk now, I'm on a mission!

DIMINATI

Welcome to the Conspiracy Files...

'Let's have a secret wedding - All my friends think I have better taste!'

"What do you hear from Agent X-37, chief?", "He's doing fine, but please use his code name 'Kemosabe.'"

The Masons.