Secretive Adventures T-Shirts

'Isn't that a coincidence. . . you're the third John Smith we've had tonight.'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Ancient Racing

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Baby pram as a tank

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"Touché"

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

School trip little porters.

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."