Secretive Adventures T-Shirts

'Isn't that a coincidence. . . you're the third John Smith we've had tonight.'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Ancient Racing

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Baby pram as a tank

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

"Touché"

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

School trip little porters.

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'