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'We can't go on meeting like this. I'm missing all my soaps.'

Shepherd and eurydice

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

Boat wedding.

"This will be hilarious!"

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

Asking out a palm reader.

A married couple share the same pole vault.

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Advanced footsie

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

Barman In Love.

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.