Secret Society Sleuth Prints

Conspiracy theories are just a smokescreen to hide the incredible truth

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

$1: Family Secrets

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

'Is it one moo for yes two moos for no?'

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

Two men converse secretively

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

"Chef keeps the secrets of his sauces close to his chest"

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

'Is that some kind of ceremonial mask?'

"Cross the road and you are one of us brother, but you can never reveal WHY you did it!"

'This where the meeting for the order of the salmon bowl is?

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

The secret society of 'prentice knights

'I am the 'fly on the wall' you speak of. What would you like to know?'

'Did he just flip me the feeding fish?'

The Ekert Saga: '...The Ekert Presahvation league has guarded this secret fah ovah a thousand years, so you can't tell anyone!'

'That's just the start. Today, keeper of the list. Tomorrow, who knows?'

'I can't figure out why Codex told me the keeper of the bowl died...'

Julian Assange

Mulder and Scully.

wikileaks

"I don't think they'll ever find out who 'Housefly Man' is. Now, let's eat."

"Miss Duxbury, get this one checked for fingerprints!"

"Rule #1: DON'T talk about sore throat club!"

"No, that's not the right Mr. Wayne either...maybe Batman doesn't have a telephone!"

"I miss the challenge of the old days, the excitement, intrigue..."

Detective questions woman with body in hat.