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"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

"Okay, so the object of the game is to get into the most pedantic fight about the rules."

'It's not the same. I was caught stealing office supplies. You, on the other hand, got caught stealing ideas.'

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

"You have logic, I have Roscoe."

"Scott, you'll be disqualified the next time you say, 'We'll just have to agree to disagree'."

'Why read all those other books when this one has all the answers.'

Bad Knees.

'Go on then, walk out. But don't come running back to me when you run out of money.'

"Please, feel free to disagree."

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

'This is not the solution we had hoped for...'

'I think there's a left winger in the halls!'

"All the latest scientific research seems to indicate that I'm right about everything."

"Oh-now I see where we part company. You are cleaving unto the spirit of the law, while I am cleaving to the letter of the law!"

Speech Bubble Arguments

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Man with black eye in Yes To Road Pricing t-shirt: 'I joined the debate'.

'Relax, I said morally bankrupt.'

"Plausible deniability doesn't work here, sir."

'Touche, counselor - you're in contempt.' (judge and lawyer in courtroom)

'So you say, 'Tom, how do I become filthy rich?' Well, that's easy. By scamming others the way I'm about to scam you.'

'I know one never knows, but I don't know how one knows that.'

"Some day you kids will thank us for protecting your 2nd Amendment rights...!"

'Now for a commentary on the 'lunatic fringe', let's hear from a certified lunatic...'

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

Healthcare declaration

The Road you're going to end up missing because you're too busy arguing.

"I used all the requisite tools to develop an argumentative essay. Use of the words numbskull, lamebrain, and moron was just icing on the cake."

Bernard Levin

'There! That's another debate won!'

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

"It's time we have a talk about the alternate facts of life.

'You are always living in the past!' 'It's a lot cheaper!'