Political Debate Champion Gifts

"Norman feels international law should only apply to foreigners."

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

Dropping Popularity of Obama.

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

Gun laws US

"Now that's a win."

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

Healthcare declaration

A young positivist.

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

Children arguing over the name of a fish

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

"People, the facts are inescapable. Any ideas on how we can ignore them?"