Public Discourse Champion Gifts

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

Free speech isn't cheap!

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

A young positivist.

Healthcare declaration

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

Children arguing over the name of a fish

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'

"People, the facts are inescapable. Any ideas on how we can ignore them?"

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

"This swamp is much too beautiful to drain.".

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'