Healthcare Decision Enthusiast Gifts

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

"As soon as your dentist gets here, we'll begin."

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

"Sometimes it helps to turn a question around. Why not you?"

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

Get well soon!

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

Healthy Patients Only

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"

"We're going to run some tests: bloodwork, a cat-scan and the S.A.T.'s."

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

Man on left - 'What do you call a public servant who spends half their time doing private work?' Man on right - 'An MP?'

'It's an emergency, Doctor. The vitamin company needs an endorsement.'

"You call all this a side effect?"

'Two Aspirins'...'Brain Tumor'

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

Pay Hospital Bill Here.

Fork in the trail.

"Use your head, follow your heart and go with your gut."

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.