Healthcare Politics Enthusiast Gifts

'You can't refuse to have the surgery join our consortium just because of some childhood argument with one of the partners.'

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

Uncle Sam and health care.

Pay Hospital Bill Here.

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

'This drug is so expensive...if it were recalled the stock markey might crash.'

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

"Today we insure every American and end the need for private health insurance."

Annexe 8

Privatisation of the NHS

Consortia set to take over

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

'Boy! The cost of health care is going up, up, up...'

'Let's keep pulling it and see what happens.'

'Of course cutting back on this level of bureaucracy will require a lot of work...'

GPs Face Monitoring Over Sick Note Levels

"We don't send statements - they cause too many heart attacks."

The United States of Entropy

DOH should create a simple prevalence formula that works.

"Are you carrying any food, plants or dangerous ideas about a more equitable health care system?"

The Evolution of Trumpcare

Obama-Health care reform

"We can't have Single Payer - what will people do without claim denials and endless hoops to jump through?"

Joe Lieberman rehearses the Filibuster dance.

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

"Till Washington gets this healthcare issue figured out, Max here will be handling your procedure."

Sacking a unprofitable patient

We can learn a lot from Macdonalds says Birmingham PCT director of service development.

'The tea was 60p, but under the hospitals new PFI arrangement it's now £56 a month until 2056...'